LAUGH OUT LOUD!

There is something positively satisfying about funny rhyming poems. If the rhythm is as good as the rhyme -- and the subject is funny or even a bit odd -- it's a blast.

Here is one:
Slicing Salami
The strangest, strange stranger I met in my life
was the man who made use of his nose as a knife.
He'd slice up salami, tomatoes and cheese
at the tip of his nose with phenomenal ease.

He'd buy food in bulk at incredible prices
and then use his nose to reduce it to slices.
His wife ran away and I know that he'll miss her.
The woman was frightened that one day he'd kiss her!